he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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