I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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