I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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