i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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