I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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