New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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