My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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