if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.