I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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