HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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