You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My vagina just clenched in fear
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