I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I need a burrito and a hug.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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