I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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