i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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