Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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