So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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