How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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