so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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