we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face