The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.