Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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