marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
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I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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