the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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