Well douche your snatch and let's go!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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