she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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