Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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