Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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