sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
