Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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