I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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