What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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