Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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