My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
wow bdsm is so cute
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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