Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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