A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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