Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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