I look better un-naked...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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