it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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