The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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