FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
