physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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