Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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