You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
why is half of my head shaved?
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