margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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