So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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