So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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