I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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