I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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