I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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