never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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