just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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