so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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