I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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